Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND
everything’s okay until you realise there are actually people in this world that haven’t read or seen Harry Potter yet
jfc there was some kids across the lake looking at my house so I decided (because my hair was stringy and wet and my shirt was white) to stare out the window all creepy like and all of a sudden a fuCKING IMPALA DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD BEHIND THEM I THINK I STARTED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
We Potterheads aren’t kidding when we are saying she’s the queen